You ever read something that seems very “no, it’s not queer, they’re, uh, sisters/cousins!” and you’re like
GIF: Rei from Sailor Moon tries to stop her bike, skids past Usagi, Minako, Makoto, and Ami, and crashes into a “decelerate” sign. Source.
Welcome to Christina Rossetti’s 1862 poem “Goblin Market.” Major spoilers below, force-feeding mention.
The Lobster Dance 